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Ace Of Base Can See With Their Eyes Closed

SELECTED READING FROM:
"The Sign" - Ace of Base

Well That Really Narrows It Down, Drake

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Make Me Proud" - Drake

Taylor Swift Wants You To Do All The Work

SELECTED READING FROM:
"If This Was A Movie" - Taylor Swift

B.O.B Devotes All Of His Time To One Activity, Also Devotes All Of His Time to Another Activity

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Strange Clouds" - B.O.B.

Nickelback Must Have Eaten Some Pretty Strong Brownies

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Hero" - Nickelback

Ke$ha Is Gonna Have To Face It, She's Addicted To Love

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Your Love Is My Drug" - Ke$ha

Selena Gomez Just Can't Figure Out A Better Way To Express Her Feelings

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Love You Like A Love Song" - Selena Gomez & The Scene

Is This A Joke To OutKast?

SELECTED READING FROM:
"We Luv Deez Hoes" - OutKast

I'm Not Even Sure You Can Call These Lyrics, Big Sean

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Dance (A$$)" - Big Sean

Coldplay Tells The Least Interesting Fairy Tale Ever

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Princess of China" - Coldplay

Drake Is Addicted to Words And Feelings

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Headlines" - Drake

The Wise Words Of Aaron Carter

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Aaron's Party" - Aaron Carter

You're The Mean One, Taylor Swift

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Mean" - Taylor Swift

Chris Brown Forces Girls To Drink Four Glasses Of Water Before Going To Sleep

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Wet The Bed" - Chris Brown

Drake Understands The Two Options

SELECTED READING FROM:
"She Will" - Lil Wayne Feat. Drake (Line delivered by Drake)

Shakira Does Not Understand the Risk of Rabies

SELECTED READING FROM:
"She Wolf" - Shakira

T-Pain Is A Master of Deduction

SELECTED READING FROM:
"5 O'Clock" - T-Pain

Jason Derulo Sings A Self Fulfilling Prophecy

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Ridin Solo" - Jason Derulo

Thanks to reader Aron for the lyrics.

Called Out By Kelly Clarkson

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Mr. Know It All" - Kelly Clarkson

Dev Does Not Quite Grasp the Idea of Talking Dirty

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Dancing In The Dark" - Dev

Maroon 5 Talk Candidly About Their Role In Child Pornography

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Moves Like Jagger" - Maroon 5

Gucci Mane Talks Candidly About His Sexual Shortcomings

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Gingerbread Man" - Gucci Mane

Sorry Sorry Sorry

Okay, you caught me. Sorry for the lack of posts of the past few months. But we're back! In order to prevent that from happening again, I'll only be posting Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I hope you enjoy!

Streaking Is Indeed Illegal, Katy Perry

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Last Friday Night" - Katy Perry

Kelly Rowland and Pharrell Attempt To Mix Sweet and Vulgar

SELECTED READINGS FROM:

"Motivation" - Kelly Rowland

"Frontin'" - Pharrell

What Does This Even Mean, Coldplay?

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" - Coldplay

At Least Fergie Is Warning You Before She Does It

SELECTED READING FROM:
"My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas (Line delivered by Fergie)

Christina Aguilera Provides An Overtly Sexual Metaphor For Preteen Girls To Sing Along To

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Genie In A Bottle" - Christina Aguilera

Snoop Dogg Has Some Sage Advice For You

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Drop It Like It's Hot" - Snoop Dogg

Cascada Is Super Mushy For A Club Song

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Everytime We Touch" - Cascada

Three 6 Mafia Have Figured Out The Secret To Happiness In Life

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Stay Fly" - Three 6 Mafia

Seems Like Something Kelly Clarkson's Mom Should Have Taught Her

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Because Of You" - Kelly Clarkson

OneRepublic Has A Point As Long As By "Whatever We Want" They Mean "Day"

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Good Life" - OneRepublic

Pretty Sure No Moments Last Forever, Lil Wayne

SELECTED READING FROM:
"How To Love" - Lil Wayne

Your Heart Being Inside Of Someone Else's Hand Sounds Like An Extreme Medical Condition, Adele

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Rolling In The Deep" - Adele

Jordin Sparks and Mariah Carey Are Awfully Clingy

SELECTED READINGS FROM:
"Tattoo" - Jordin Sparks
"Always Be My Baby" - Mariah Carey

Ashlee Simpson Had Been Using Imaginary Pillows For Far Too Long

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Pieces Of Me" - Ashlee Simpson

Drake Explains Why His Drink Is Sometimes Different Colors

SELECTED READING FROM:
"I'm On One" - DJ Khaled Feat. Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne (Line delivered by Drake)

3OH!3 Are Adamant About Their Stance On Hoes

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH!3

What Is This Spot That 50 Cent Is Referring To And What Does It Have To Do With Candy Shops?

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Candy Shop" - 50 Cent

Let Me Just Check To See If I Have One Of Those, Spice Girls

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Wannabe" - Spice Girls

The Pussycat Dolls Give Surprisingly Good Relationship Advice

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Don't Cha" - Pussycat Dolls

Sean Paul Wants To Start A Loving Family With Some Random Girl At The Club

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Temperature" - Sean Paul

Justin Timberlake Should Make Up His Mind

SELECTED READING FROM:
"SexyBack" - Justin Timberlake

This Is A Gross Metaphor, Juelz Santana

SELECTED READING FROM:
"There It Go (The Whistle Song)" - Juelz Santana

Unk Has Urgent And Repetitive Directions For You

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Walk It Out" - Unk

Fergie Knows What To Use A Gym For

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Fergalicious" - Fergie

G-Spot Boyz have A Strange Sock Fetish

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Stanky Leg" - G-Spot Boyz

Soulja Boy Is Surrounded By Copycats

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Crank That" - Soulja Boy