You're The Mean One, Taylor Swift

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Mean" - Taylor Swift

Chris Brown Forces Girls To Drink Four Glasses Of Water Before Going To Sleep

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Wet The Bed" - Chris Brown

Drake Understands The Two Options

SELECTED READING FROM:
"She Will" - Lil Wayne Feat. Drake (Line delivered by Drake)

Shakira Does Not Understand the Risk of Rabies

SELECTED READING FROM:
"She Wolf" - Shakira

T-Pain Is A Master of Deduction

SELECTED READING FROM:
"5 O'Clock" - T-Pain

Jason Derulo Sings A Self Fulfilling Prophecy

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Ridin Solo" - Jason Derulo

Thanks to reader Aron for the lyrics.

Called Out By Kelly Clarkson

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Mr. Know It All" - Kelly Clarkson

Dev Does Not Quite Grasp the Idea of Talking Dirty

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Dancing In The Dark" - Dev

Maroon 5 Talk Candidly About Their Role In Child Pornography

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Moves Like Jagger" - Maroon 5

Gucci Mane Talks Candidly About His Sexual Shortcomings

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Gingerbread Man" - Gucci Mane

Sorry Sorry Sorry

Okay, you caught me. Sorry for the lack of posts of the past few months. But we're back! In order to prevent that from happening again, I'll only be posting Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I hope you enjoy!