Jibbs Is Concerned About The Quality Of Your Chain

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"Chain Hang Low" - Jibbs

Far East Movement Wants You To Be A Victim Of Assault

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"Like A G6" - Far East Movement

Ludacris Needs To Learn To Open Up

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"Rollout" - Ludacris

Give It To Them Yourselves, Red Hot Chili Peppers

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"Give It Away" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Oh Lil Wayne, You Were So Close To Being Romantic

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"Lollipop" - Lil Wayne Feat. Static Major

Nelly Presents A Haiku On Waking Up

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"Just A Dream" - Nelly

Drake Presents A Haiku On The Best

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"Best I Ever Had" - Drake

Someone Should Tell Akon About Synonyms

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"Dangerous" - Kardinal Offishall Feat. Akon (Line delivered by Akon)

Ke$ha Is The Voice Of Her Generation

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"Blow" - Ke$ha

There's Just No Getting Through To Sean Paul

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"Like Glue" - Sean Paul

Willow Smith On How To Deal With Problems

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"Whip My Hair" - Willow Smith

Maybe T-Pain Should Try Calling On Someone

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"All I Do Is Win" - DJ Khaled Feat. Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross, T-Pain (Line delivered by T-Pain)

Thanks to esteemed reader Teej for the lyric.

Class Note Comics: CNC #15

Class Note Comics: CNC #15

Check out what my friend Clint Mullins is doing over at Class Note Comics! His comics are funny, clever, and whatnot.

Wiz Khalifa Is Very Loud About His Modesty

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"Black and Yellow" - Wiz Khalifa

50 Cent And Lady Gaga Are Obviously Using "Stick" As A Metaphor But I Just Can't Figure Out For What

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"Magic Stick" - 50 Cent Feat. Lil Kim
"LoveGame" - Lady Gaga

Bruno Mars Understands The First Amendment

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"The Lazy Song" - Bruno Mars

This Sounds Gross, Katy Perry

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"E.T." - Katy Perry Feat. Kanye West

I'd Say It's Not That Hard But Clearly Akon Struggles In This Area

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"Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta Feat. Akon
"I Wanna Fuck You" - Akon Feat. Snoop Dogg
(Both lines delivered by Akon)

Not Sure I Want That Label, P!nk

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"Raise Your Glass" - P!nk

Lil Jon and Usher Agree

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"Yeah" - Usher Feat. Lil Jon and Ludacris (Line delivered by Usher and Lil Jon)

Well At Least Taio Cruz Is Honest About It

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"Break Your Heart" - Taio Cruz

Way Too Appropriate Background For Rihanna, Pt. 2

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"All Of The Lights" - Kanye West Feat. A Whole Bunch Of People (Line delivered by Rihanna)

Comparing A Girl To Death Generally Does Not Make Her Sound Appealing, Ricky Martin

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"Livin La Vida Loca" - Ricky Martin

Foreshadowing At Its Finest: Britney Spears Sings About Losing Her Mind In 1998

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"Hit Me Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears

If You Say So, Andre 3000

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"Hey Ya" - Andre 3000

Chris Brown Tells It Like It Is

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"Run It" - Chris Brown 

Kelly Clarkson: Stunning Conversationalist

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"Since U Been Gone" - Kelly Clarkson

Nelly Furtado and Timbaland Should Just Kiss Already

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"Promiscuous" - Nelly Furtado Feat. Timbaland (Lines delivered by Timbaland and Nelly Furtado, respectively)

It Sure Is, Ke$ha

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"Take It Off" - Ke$ha

Soulja Boy Leaves Time For Self-Reflection In The Morning

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"Turn My Swag On" - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Miley Cyrus Scares Off Butterflies With Her Arm Waving and Song Playing

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"Party In The USA" - Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber Deals With Unrequited Love

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"Baby" - Justin Bieber Feat. Ludacris

Bobby Valentino Demonstrates How To Sweet Talk A Woman

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"Mrs. Officer" - Lil Wayne Feat. Bobby Valentino (Line delivered by Bobby Valentino)

Fergie Only Said It Because You Hurt Her Feelings

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"Boom Boom Pow" - Black Eyed Peas (Line delivered by Fergie)

Chris Brown Just Wants You To Notice

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"Look At Me Now" - Chris Brown Feat. Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne