Let Me Just Check To See If I Have One Of Those, Spice Girls

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"Wannabe" - Spice Girls

The Pussycat Dolls Give Surprisingly Good Relationship Advice

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"Don't Cha" - Pussycat Dolls

Sean Paul Wants To Start A Loving Family With Some Random Girl At The Club

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"Temperature" - Sean Paul

Justin Timberlake Should Make Up His Mind

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"SexyBack" - Justin Timberlake

This Is A Gross Metaphor, Juelz Santana

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"There It Go (The Whistle Song)" - Juelz Santana

Unk Has Urgent And Repetitive Directions For You

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"Walk It Out" - Unk

Fergie Knows What To Use A Gym For

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"Fergalicious" - Fergie

G-Spot Boyz have A Strange Sock Fetish

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"Stanky Leg" - G-Spot Boyz

Soulja Boy Is Surrounded By Copycats

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"Crank That" - Soulja Boy

Nicki Minaj Has Interesting Taste In Men

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"Super Bass" - Nicki Minaj

Pitbull Gives An Awfully Considerate Warning About His Binge Drinking

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"Give Me Everything" - Pitbull Feat. Afrojack, Ne-Yo, and Nayer

Way Too Appropriate Background For Rihanna, Pt. 3

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"S&M" - Rihanna

Indecision Caused Jason Derulo To Be Crushed By The Roof

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"Whatcha Say" - Jason Derulo

La Roux's Words Are Empty When Set On A Contradicting Background

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"Bulletproof" - La Roux

LMFAO Takes A Stance On Hating

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"Party Rock Anthem" - LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett and GoonRock

Crazy Town Compliments You, You Still Have No Idea Who Crazy Town Is

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"Butterfly" - Crazy Town

Oh Yeah Totally, Nelly

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"Country Grammar" - Nelly

California Swag District Is Insensitive To Love

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"Teach Me How To Dougie" - California Swag District

This Probably Indicates I'm Not Your Problem, 'N Sync

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"Tearing Up My Heart" - 'N Sync

Sounds Simple Enough, Ludacris

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"Stand Up" - Ludacris Feat. Shawna

Ying Yang Twins Are Enthusiastic Supporters of Skeet

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"Get Low" - Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz Feat. Ying Yang Twins (Line delivered by Ying Yang Twins)

It Was Probably Cooler To See Than To Hear About, T-Pain

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"Low" - Flo Rida Feat. T-Pain (Line delivered by T-Pain)

I'm Sure There's A Logical Explanation, Fergie

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"London Bridge" - Fergie