Streaking Is Indeed Illegal, Katy Perry

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"Last Friday Night" - Katy Perry

Kelly Rowland and Pharrell Attempt To Mix Sweet and Vulgar

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"Motivation" - Kelly Rowland

"Frontin'" - Pharrell

What Does This Even Mean, Coldplay?

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"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" - Coldplay

At Least Fergie Is Warning You Before She Does It

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"My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas (Line delivered by Fergie)

Christina Aguilera Provides An Overtly Sexual Metaphor For Preteen Girls To Sing Along To

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"Genie In A Bottle" - Christina Aguilera

Snoop Dogg Has Some Sage Advice For You

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"Drop It Like It's Hot" - Snoop Dogg

Cascada Is Super Mushy For A Club Song

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"Everytime We Touch" - Cascada

Three 6 Mafia Have Figured Out The Secret To Happiness In Life

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"Stay Fly" - Three 6 Mafia

Seems Like Something Kelly Clarkson's Mom Should Have Taught Her

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"Because Of You" - Kelly Clarkson

OneRepublic Has A Point As Long As By "Whatever We Want" They Mean "Day"

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"Good Life" - OneRepublic

Pretty Sure No Moments Last Forever, Lil Wayne

SELECTED READING FROM:
"How To Love" - Lil Wayne

Your Heart Being Inside Of Someone Else's Hand Sounds Like An Extreme Medical Condition, Adele

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"Rolling In The Deep" - Adele

Jordin Sparks and Mariah Carey Are Awfully Clingy

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"Tattoo" - Jordin Sparks
"Always Be My Baby" - Mariah Carey

Ashlee Simpson Had Been Using Imaginary Pillows For Far Too Long

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"Pieces Of Me" - Ashlee Simpson

Drake Explains Why His Drink Is Sometimes Different Colors

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"I'm On One" - DJ Khaled Feat. Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne (Line delivered by Drake)

3OH!3 Are Adamant About Their Stance On Hoes

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"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH!3

What Is This Spot That 50 Cent Is Referring To And What Does It Have To Do With Candy Shops?

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"Candy Shop" - 50 Cent