Perhaps With Sight Katy Perry Will Be Able to See on the Bright Side

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Wide Awake" - Katy Perry

Rihanna is Sexy in a Prison Rape Kind Of Way

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Birthday Cake" - Rihanna

Train Goes For One of the Least Flattering Metaphors Possible

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Drive By" - Train

Justin Bieber Appeals To Girls With His Personality of a Ten Year Old

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Boyfriend" - Justin Bieber

fun. Believes Youth Is A Reason For Arson

SELECTED READING FROM:
"We Are Young" - fun.

It's 2012 and Maroon 5 Are Still Using Payphones

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Payphone" - Maroon 5

Carly Rae Jepsen Gives Her Number Out To Blindingly Ugly People

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Call Me Maybe" - Carly Rae Jepsen

Not A Very Convincing Argument Even If She Did Believe It, Common

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Faithful" - Common

Common Wants To Have Sex With God

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Faithful" - Common

Beyonce Moves On Too Quickly

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Irreplaceable" - Beyonce

Oh Usher

SELECTED READING FROM:
"OMG" - Usher

OutKast Gives You an Update on the Status of Your Stench

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Roses" - OutKast

Breathe Carolina's Partner Better Have Some Mace

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Blackout" - Breathe Carolina

Curren$y Wasn't Sure You Heard Him The First Time

SELECTED READING FROM:

"Michael Knight" - Curren$y

R. Kelly Sure Got Himself Into Quite The Pickle

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Trapped In The Closet Pt. 1" - R. Kelly

Neon Hitch Sounds Like A Neglectful Parent

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Ass Back Home" - Gym Class Heroes Feat. Neon Hitch

Only If It Doesn't Hurt, Wale

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Lotus Flower Bomb" - Wale

Is Getting Home Really Worth Being Set On Fire, Coldplay?

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Fix You" - Coldplay

Gucci Mane Makes A Tempting Offer

SELECTED READING FROM:
"The Movie" - Gucci Mane

Lil Wayne Presents Some Vivid Imagery

SELECTED READING FROM:
"A Milli" - Lil Wayne

Well All Right Then, Tyga

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Rack City" - Tyga

Wiz Khalifa Has Inspirational Words Mixed Into A Song About Partying

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Young, Wild, and Free" - Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg Feat. Bruno Mars

Destiny's Child Thinks You Need A Little More Training First

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Bootylicious" - Destiny's Child

Indeed, Kanye

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Niggas In Paris" - Jay-Z & Kanye West

TLC Tells You Not To Do Something You Already Don't Do

SELECTED READING FROM:
"Waterfalls" - TLC

Rihanna Doesn't Understand Anatomy

SELECTED READING FROM:
"We Found Love" - Rihanna Feat. Calvin Harris